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Check out these fun lesbian links, jokes, games, trivia and other fun stuff.
What did the young tomboy ask the waiter?
Here's a new joke about tomboys and waiters.
10 Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong - Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong
Here are 10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong.
Eggs - A Lesbian Joke
A lesbian is making eggs for her partner...a lesbian joke.
Marriage - A Lesbian Joke
What is marriage? Find out in this lesbian joke.
The Lottery - A Lesbian Joke
What happens when a lesbian wins the lottery? Find out in this new lesbian joke.
Tie Me Up - A Lesbian Joke
One day a lesbian came home to find her wife dressed in a sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she said...
Lesbian Wheelchair Joke
This one is politically incorrect for sure. It's a joke about a disabled lesbian in a wheelchair.
Guinness Book of World Records Joke
Here's a joke about trying to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
The Bar - A Lesbian Joke
Here's a new lesbian joke about a man, two women, a drink and a bar.
Lesbian One Night Stand Joke
What do you call a lesbian one night stand?
What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke?
What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke? A lesbian joke.
Why Does a Butch Have Short Hair?
Why Does a Butch Have Short Hair? A Lesbian Joke
Mom's Cooking - A Lesbian Joke
Here's a new lesbian joke about a young woman coming out to her mother.
Lesbian Second Date Joke
What does a lesbian bring on the second date - A lesbian joke
Lesbian Carpenter Joke
How can you tell if lesbian carpenters built your house? A new lesbian joke.
Lesbians and Politicians Joke
Here's a joke about what lesbians and politicians have in common.
Lesbian Food Joke
A new joke about what lesbians eat.
An Old Man Walks into a Bar...: A Lesbian Joke
An old man walks into a bar.... a lesbian joke.
Fingers: A Lesbian Joke
Here's another lesbian joke: fingers.
Whales: A Lesbian Joke
Here's a joke about lesbians and whales
Another Lesbian Light bulb Joke
Here's another lesbian light bulb joke.
Gay Joke: Lesbian Friends
Lesbians and gay men are friends. This joke explains why.
Lesbian Joke: Stereotypes
Here's a new lesbian joke that plays on gay and lesbian stereotypes.
Lesbian Joke: Lesbian Humor
Here's a new lesbian joke about lesbian jokes.
Dick Cheney Lesbian Daughter Joke
With the White House Libby/Cheney/Rove scandal, there's plenty of jokes flying around. Here's one with a lesbian twist.
Butch Lesbian Limerick
This lesbian limerick is for the butches.
New Lesbian Joke: Fingernails
Here's another fun lesbian joke about lesbians with long fingernails.
Irish Lesbian Joke
Here's a joke for my Irish Lesbian sisters.
Canadian Lesbian Joke
Here is a joke for all my Canadian lesbian friends.
Femme Tire Changing Joke
How many femmes does it take to change a tire?
Lesbian Femme Sex Joke
What do two femmes do in bed together?
Lesbian Cowboy Joke
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to a lesbian..
Lesbian Limerick
I love a good lesbian joke. Here's one in limerick form.
Lesbian Vampire Joke
Here's a new lesbian joke about lesbian vampires.
Old Lesbians: A Lesbian Joke
Here's a joke about lesbians and aging.
Lipstick Lesbian Joke
What do you get when you have two lipstick lesbians and a plane that's about to go down?
Le Mis: A Lesbian Joke
Here's a new lesbian joke.
Joke: Penis Van Lesbian
Here's an old joke about an actor named Penis Van Lesbian.
Top 10 Things Heterosexuals need to Know about Gay People
Here's a new lesbian and gay joke poking fun at straight people.
Lesbian Joke: Tasty
Here's a tasy new lesbian joke.
Eskimo: A lesbian Joke
Here's a lesbian joke from Alaska.
Dinosaur: A Lesbian Joke
Here's a new lesbian joke.
QTV Jokes on David Letterman
David Letterman's Top 10 included Q Television Network and what the Top 10 shows would be on this new queer TV station.
How the Grinch Stole Marriage
This is a wonderful take-off of How the Grinch Stole Christmas: How the Grinch Stole Marriage.
Lesbian Joke: Walking
Two lesbians are walking down the street...A lesbian joke.
Earrings: A Lesbian Joke
Here's another lesbian joke submitted by a reader.
Dogs & Cats
How are lesbians like dogs and cats? Here's a lesbian joke that answers that question.
Lesbian Closet Joke
Can there be humor in the lesbian closet?
Lesbian Canoe Joke
What are two lesbians doing in a canoe?
Femme Lesbian Joke
Here's a lesbian joke for the fems.
Gynecologist Joke
Lesbians and gynecologists go together like...
The Tennis Shoe
What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a tennis shoe?
The Gravy Ladle
Something shows up missing when Mom comes for dinner.
Butch Joke
Do lesbians have a sense of humor? Here's a joke about butches.
Lightbulb: A Lesbian Joke
Sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our stereotypes.
Lesbian Vibrator Joke
Here's a joke that involves lesbians and vibrators.
The Rash: A lesbian joke
Here's one more lesbian joke.
Gay Marriage Jokes
About Political Human Guide Daniel Kurtzman has compiled some of the best jokes about same-sex marriage from late-night talk show hosts.
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