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Lipstick Lesbians

A Lesbian Joke

By Kathy Belge, About.com

Two Lipstick Lesbians are on a plane when the engines start to fail. One of them runs back to the lavatory and opens the door and asks her partner inside if she shaved today.  

She says, "Yes, why?"  

"Whew, that's good! The flight attendant told me to run back and get you cause we'll be going down in less than two minutes." 

submitted by Stacy, San Diego, CA

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